"Yeah, my mother slept with Freddy Mercury. Now, eighteen years later, you have this fantastic piece of ass standing before you. Are you jealous?"
- Adrian Palton | OMG LIEK BFFS FOREVER AND EVER, TOTES.
- Levi Blakely | Would tap that if he wasn't such a hard-to-get player. Trolls instead.
- Shane Hayes | Cute as a button. Would carry around in pocket.
- Kazuya Saito | Would TAP THE FUCK OUT OF THAT. Goodness, boy.
- Caine Owens | YOU'RE KIND OF SCARY but god you're hot so I don't care.
ABILITIES & SPECIAL TALENTSEdit
Lying. He is a ridiculously good liar. Or, as he puts it, a 'charmer' or a 'truth bender'.