When you're sleeping with a dozen different random guys a week, you're bound to get pregnant. And lo and behold, that's the story of Durden's mother's life. But this isn't about her, it's about her child. Her terrible, terrible child.
No supervision whatsoever? The freedom to do whatever the hell you want at all times? Durden's got that shit in spades, so it's no surprise he's a complete and utter juvenile delinquent. If he's not skipping class, he's in the parking lot of the school getting into fist fights with a cigarette dangling off his bottom lip. Or getting chewed out in Principal Blake's office. And mom? She can't be bothered to care. Durden has no complaints in that department.
- Laurie Blake - He likes the abuse. A lot.
- Wade Wilson - Heterosexual life partner. Just a horrible combination, really.
- Dean Winchester - Giant douchnozzle that needs to learn how to fight like a man. Knives are for pussies.
- Nathan Kaufman - Fellow juvie, ex-coworker
- Ginger Fitzgerald - WHY AM I PEEING BLOOD OH GOD
ABILITIES & SPECIAL TALENTSEdit
- Franz Ferdinand - The Fallen
- Some say you're a troubled boy | Just because you like to destroy | All the things that bring the idiots joy | Well, what's wrong with a little destruction? | Up now and get 'em boy | Up now and get 'em boy | Drink to the devil and death to the doctors! | So we stole and drank champagne | On the seventh seal you said you never feel pain | "And I never feel pain, won't you hit me again?" | "I need a bit of black and blue to be a rotation" | You are the word | The word is destroy | I break this bottle, think of you promptly
- N.E.R.D. - Rock Star
- Better call your boys | Cause I'm coming | You can't be me, I'm a rock star | I'm rhyming on the top of a cop car | I'm a rebel and my .44 pops far | It's almost over now, almost over now
- Weezer - Troublemaker
- Put me in a special school | Cuz I am such a fool | And I don't need a single book to teach me how to read | Who needs stupid books? | They are for petty crooks | And I will learn by studying the lessons in my dreams | Don't let me play football | I'll sack the quarterback and jack the brother of the ball | I'm a troublemaker | Never been a faker | Doing things my own way | And never giving up | I'm a troublemaker | Not a double-taker | I don't have the patience to keep it on the up
- Prodigy - Firestarter
- I'm the firestarter | Fucking instigator | I'm the fear addicted | Danger illustrated | I'm the bitch you hated | Filth infatuated | I'm the pain you tasted | Fell intoxicated
- Mindless Self Indulgence - Bring The Pain
- Well let me tell you now | I came to bring the pain | Hardcore from the brain | Let's go inside my astral plane | Who the boss? | Niggaz get tossed to the side | And I'm the dark side of the force, of course | I be hectic and coming for that headpiece | Protect it | Fuck it, two tears in a bucket | Niggaz want the ruckus? | So bust it at me son, now bust it | Style, I get buck wild, on some shit | Fucking niggaz foul, son I'm sick
- TLC - No Scrubs
- A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine | And is also known as a buster | Always talkin' about what he wants | And just sits on his broke ass | So no, I don't want your number | No, I don't want to give you mine and | No, I don't want to meet you nowhere | No, I don't want none of your time | Hangin' out the passenger side | Of his best friend's ride | Tryin' to holla at me