"Don't let the beard fool you, he's a child." - The Hangover
BIRTHPLACE » Seattle, WA
FAVORITE FOOD »
FAVORITE COLOR » Blue
FAVORITE BAND » Arcade Fire, MGMT, and a bunch more you're never even heard of
FAVORITE SEASON » Spring
FAVORITE MOVIE » The Royal Tenenbaums
- Arienette Paulsen - Younger sister.
- Ryan Letowski - Heterosexual life partner.
- Adara Clark - Guy's sorta in ▲ with you, Adara. Ironically, of course.
- Poe Wyman - Egg babby partner.
- Levi Blakely - Guy totally approves. Plz to continue dating his frand kthanx.
- Ben McDowell - Weird, weird dude.
- Romeo McKenna - Dude seems pretty cool, but needs to work on his skills with the ladyfolk.
ABILITIES & SPECIAL TALENTSEdit
Able to grow an ironic
college beard on the spur of the moment.