[04:06] <Alec> ...I just called Ally an anus
[04:06] <_Ryan> As you should
[04:06] <Alec> And her reply was, "well, this anus is gonna eat some poppycock"
[04:06] <Alec> :|
[04:06] <_Clara> klajdf
[04:06] <_Ryan> zfsdgdsfgsfg
[04:06] <_Jason> fuck you guys
[04:06] <_Jason> i love me some poppycock
[04:07] <Alec> ....
[04:07] <Alec> of course anus loves cock
[04:07] <_Jason> YOUR ANUS LOVES COCK
[04:07] <Alec> ....
[04:07] <_Ryan> BURN
[04:07] <Alec> i'm not ryan
[04:07] <_Clara> lkjsdfhasjd
[04:07] <_Clara> counter burn
[04:07] <Alec> :3
[04:07] <_Jason> RYAN
[04:07] <_Jason> how does your anus feel about cock?
[04:07] <Alec> rofl
[04:08] <_Clara> nervous, apparently
<Poe> also, i just had the mental image of craig leaping through the door in this scene, playing a song, then leaving
<Poe> he doesn't actually help
<Poe> just stuns people
<_Ryan> He’s setting them up for you to kill them, obvs
<_Ryan> Doing his crazy eyes
<_Ryan> Kicks the door in like a badass, then, song
<_Ryan> I KISSED A GHOUL AND I LIIIIIKED IT - "I’m outtie 5000" /peace sign
<Caine> Older!Dean would like that guy for sure.
<Caine> "Sam, you're out. New guy, you're in."
<Caine> "Rigby, take notes! This is your brother now." /glares at Sam
<Poe> "This does not bode well..."
* _Ryan cackles
<_Ryan> "This is your brother now" really got me
<_Ryan> Because I heard it in the Dean voice
<Caine> "I bet /Craig/ doesn't fuck demons or drink blood." >:|
<_Ryan> Dean, Good Sam, and Craig
<Caine> Belting out to classic rock in the Impala
<Caine> Poe has to comfort Sam
<_Victoria> oh my god /reads all of this, lacks ability to breathe
<_Ryan> Girl 1: No, we were okay until I found the pictures of my bare feet he took when I was sleeping in a box under his bed.
<_Ryan> Girl 2: Oh my god! Wait, /pictures/?
<_Ryan> Girl 3: /Pictures/.
<KeeperOfDreams> To all of that
<_Ryan> HEY POE
<KeeperOfDreams> ...why was she sleeping in a BOX?
<_Ryan> Oh I read it that the pictures were in a box
<_Ryan> But that is ten times funnier
<Poe> the sentence is contructed poorly
<Flurry> yes so did i
<KeeperOfDreams> I got confused
<Poe> it's pictures in a box
<Poe> where he kept pictures he took of her feet while she was sleeping
<_Ryan> Now I’m just picturing Poe sleeping in an appliance box
<KeeperOfDreams> I like my way better.
<_Ryan> And Ryan like >__> /click
<KeeperOfDreams> "So dainty..."
<_Ryan> ADULT RYAN, LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES
<Poe> well, in furfag land poe would sleep in an appliance box because CAT
<Flurry> "... hnnnnnrghh, the arch of her foot"
<_Ryan> I like how Eloise is all 'OH CAINE HI YOU'RE CUTE' but if he tried to like, touch her, she'd be all EVIL PENISSSSSSSSS
<@Allykins> that's okay
<@Allykins> he's just going to drink your blood
<@Allykins> no biggie
<_Ryan> But no penis?
<KeeperOfDreams> Nah, no penis.
<_Ryan> Then we're cool!
<KeeperOfDreams> It'll stick in his pants.
<Wesker> Also, Ang, the MacGruber movie is totally worth a watch if you haven't seen it yet
<Maxwell> I was hoping as much
<Wesker> Trust me
<Wesker> You will never look at it in the same way again
<Wesker> Also, MacGruber sex.
<Wesker> He...he fucks worse than Ryan
<Maxwell> THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE
<Maxwell> NO ONE FUCKS WORSE THAN RYAN
<Courtney> it's true
<Wesker> ITS POSSIBLE
<Courtney> poe says it's true
<Wesker> Ryan doesn't make those....noises D:
<Wesker> He sounds like a dying goat
<Maxwell> Oh, so Ryan /does/ make those noises
[19:02] <KeeperOfDreams> Otherwise he's gonna have to deal with that poor boy standing outside their house, day in and day out,
playing sad songs until someone chases him off
[19:02] <Ace> lskdjf
[19:02] <Ace> SCOTT will kick his ass
[19:02] <KeeperOfDreams> HAHAHAHA
[19:03] <Ace> he's like /LOOMS IN WINDOW
[19:03] <Allykins> brooke's just like, clara, sweetie. i'm dating the same kind of retard. they're stupid, but they're adorable.
[19:03] <KeeperOfDreams> "I just want my baby back" D:
[19:03] <KeeperOfDreams> Then it rains and he overdrmatically strips down to his boxers and weeps, like in some 80s movie
[19:03] <Ace> lsdkjf
[19:03] <KeeperOfDreams> Because my boys are dumb like that, and don't have the sense god gave a termite
[19:04] <Ace> Scott is like, "Laura, what do I do" and she's like "LIKE YOU NEVER DID TAHT WHEN WE WERE DATING" -- jk
[19:04] <KeeperOfDreams> ROFL
[19:04] * KeeperOfDreams dies
[19:04] <Allykins> ;jgkldgjh
[19:04] <KeeperOfDreams> I want that to happen
[19:04] <Ace> lskdjflsd /keeps this as headcanon
[02:37] <KeeperOfDreams> "Damn it Alec, Michael Phelps wouldn't cry! Be like your boyfriend!"
[02:37] <KeeperOfDreams> "FUCK YOU BEN HE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE!"
[02:38] <Carmichael> jfgdsjfdsfhg national treasure
[02:38] <@Allykins> kcflgyDfikbDKJgfyse';rghikadt
[02:38] <@Allykins> fgbD"F:ohgjd';gvhjdfklghjdfhlgSJD"
[02:38] <@Allykins> gkdfkjgjkdl'f
[02:38] <@Allykins> ghkjftzkljzdfl;ghzdrl;ags
[02:38] <@Allykins> dfgl';dfgjol;sjga'
[02:38] <@Allykins> fl;d
[02:38] <@Allykins> qsfdpsd';gkjdfnlf
[02:38] <KeeperOfDreams> XD
[02:38] <@Allykins> im goib gto die
[02:38] <KeeperOfDreams> "...and I'm the weird one, huh?"
[02:38] <KeeperOfDreams> Alec: >:( "DON'T YOU BAD MOUTH HIM BEN I WILL BEHEAD YOU!"
[02:39] <KeeperOfDreams> Ben: ....hmm.
[02:39] <KeeperOfDreams> Alec: I WILL SUMMON A GOD DAMNED TRIDENT FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN HE SO PATRIOTICALLY PROTECTS
LIKE AQUAMAN AND STAB YOU IN THE FACE WITH IT!
[02:39] <@Allykins> .........
[02:39] <KeeperOfDreams> Ben: I'm leaving now.
[02:40] <KeeperOfDreams> I think I killed Ally.
[02:40] <Carmichael> FFFFF
[02:40] <Carmichael> SHE HAD A GOOD RUN
[02:40] <@Allykins> IS TRUE
[02:40] <KeeperOfDreams> Don't fuck with Michael Phelps around Alec.
[02:40] <KeeperOfDreams> ahahahaha she can't breathe
[02:41] * KeeperOfDreams gold stars self
[02:41] <Carmichael> XD
[02:41] <KeeperOfDreams> Alec: Ben. Ben. Did you eat my Phelps flakes.
[02:41] <KeeperOfDreams> Ben: Yes. We were out of Cheerios.
[02:41] <@Allykins> FUCK
[02:42] <KeeperOfDreams> Alec: OH MY FUCKING GOD BEN YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK I AM GONNA TELL MOM! MY PHELPS FLAKES YOU DOUCHE!
THAT BOX WAS AUTOGRAPHED! IT MEANT MORE TO ME THAN YOU EVER WILL! I WISH HE WAS MY BROTHER NOT YOU!
[02:42] <@Allykins> pkcvlgbdfjlh;gkjf'h;gf
[02:42] <@Allykins> alec is such a woman lately
[02:42] <KeeperOfDreams> Ben: =_=
[02:43] <@Allykins> i'm cool
[02:43] <@Allykins> it's alright
<Angiee> HAVING PERIOD BLOOD RAIN ON YOU ISN'T NORMAL. BUT AT QCI IS. QCI. NOT EVEN ONCE.
<KeeperOfDreams> GOOD GOD WOOOOMB
<KeeperOfDreams> I'm so glad my people were NPCs and never had to go through with that
<@Allykins> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH PERIOD BLOOD RAIN
<@Allykins> I CANNOT EVEN
<Angiee> There is not enough fourth wall to be put up that can get Ryan over that
<@Allykins> There really isn't.
<KeeperOfDreams> Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah D:
<@Allykins> QCI Ryan obviously got out and immediately admitted himself to a mental instution.
<Ace> everyone did
<Angiee> HAHAHAHA ^
<Angiee> Every last one of them
<Angiee> Ryan will never leave
<Angiee> "It's safe here, everything's white and sterile. Nothing's red. Nooooothing."
<@Allykins> horrible aversion to the color red
<Angiee> "I'm not getting eye fucked daily by a bat shit crazy chick with a boyfriend who thinks we're best buds. Life's good."
<Angiee> "Also, Edward Cullen isn't stalking me around the school grounds. I'M FREEEEEEE." /fin
<@Allykins> There needs to be the Adventures of Ryan after QCI or something.
<KeeperOfDreams> Burnell has her work cut out for her.
<Ace> asdf yes
<Angiee> Ryan in the fetal position, rocking back and forth, "Idon'twantitIdon'twantitIdon'twantit"